Quote #8297
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man...
Quote #22610
Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come...
Quote #6040
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #12705
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #19436
Never fight an inanimate object.
Quote #23441
The last time somebody said, ‘I find I can write much better with a...
Quote #11542
Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the...
Quote #22281
Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like...
Quote #31484
Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator,’ we say...