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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
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Life may change, but it may fly not; Hope may vanish, but can die...
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It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than...
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Of all the gods, Death only craves not gifts: Nor sacrifice, nor yet drink-offering...
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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
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You can’t compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.
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I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is...
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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...