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God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...
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Whatever games are played with us, we must play no games with ourselves.
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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will...
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I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am...
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The Lord listens to the pryers of those who ask to be able to...
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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The tipping custom originated in England when small sums were dropped into a box...