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My favorite animal is steak.
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...
Quote #175
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
Quote #26983
This will remain the land of the free only so long as it is...
Quote #3629
Books must follow sciences, and not sciences books.
Quote #11877
I would rather think of life as a good book. The further you get...
Quote #10348
Eventually, there will not be enough prisons if there are not enough good homes.
Quote #16490
Will Where’s Elizabeth Jack She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to...
Quote #16916
If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it...