Quote #27705
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
Quote #12712
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
Quote #28422
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #3719
I like less the story that a frog if put in cold water will...
Quote #3082
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Quote #9151
When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object.
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #2369
Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #312
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...