Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be...
Quote #30003
The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that...
Quote #14493
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Quote #25283
Advertising is like learning — a little is a dangerous thing.
Quote #6270
Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for...
Quote #5197
Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Quote #15518
It is the mind that maketh good or ill, that maketh wretch or happy,...
Quote #3709
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will...
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.