Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #32464
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #28848
Different people have different duties assigned to them by Nature Nature has given one...
Quote #11651
Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the...
Quote #19927
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Quote #24779
A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
Quote #21719
None meet life honestly and few heroically.
Quote #7687
Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.