Quote #20209
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody...
Quote #18682
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #26721
Last night’s homer was Willie Stargell’s 399th career home run, leaving him one shy...
Quote #11097
We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once...
Quote #30004
Stop asking yourself questions that have no meaning. Or if they have, you’ll find...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #7840
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Quote #14677
Some men never seem to grow old. Always active in thought, always ready to...
Quote #34555
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
Quote #7058
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?