Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #11232
A person should want to live, if only out of curiosity.
Quote #18633
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Quote #13083
We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us,...
Quote #20930
If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
Quote #24440
The most important question in the world is, ‘Why is the child crying’
Quote #20733
One’s real life is often the life that one does not lead.
Quote #20804
Our doubts are traitors,And make us lose the good we oft might winBy fearing...
Quote #23552
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #2213
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same...