Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #34619
Discretion is not the better part of biography.
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #12361
The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do...
Quote #32068
If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
Quote #27555
Family quarrels are bitter things. They don’t go according to any rules. They’re not...
Quote #25559
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.
Quote #12812
He who demands mercy and shows none burns the bridges over which he himself...
Quote #27637
Do what you love and the business will follow.
Quote #7596
The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for...