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The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one’s preconceived ideas. In the...
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Come live with me, and be my love, And we will some new pleasures...
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Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either...
Quote #3929
There are only two ways of telling the complete truth–anonymously and posthumously.
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #10497
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
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The history of human opinion is scarcely anything more than the history of human...
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First, I do not sit down at my desk to put into verse something...
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O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...