Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #32563
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
Quote #18958
When we would prepare the mind by a forcible appeal, an opening quotation is...
Quote #28166
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality...
Quote #17803
Youth, large, lusty, loving- Youth, full of grace, force, fascination. Do you know that...
Quote #7826
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
Quote #4859
A very ancient and fish-like smell.
Quote #22009
Leadership is not magnetic personality–that can just as well be a glib tongue. It...
Quote #3499
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out...
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.