Quote #18279
This hath not offended the king.
Quote #2263
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none...
Quote #23746
Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man.
Quote #28660
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a...
Quote #34184
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
Quote #15025
Many have been ruined by their fortunes, and many have escaped ruin by the...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #2199
What a time! What a civilization!
Quote #25750
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.