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Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always...
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #18480
Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #5169
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Quote #3977
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained...
Quote #14982
Of all the possessions of this life fame is the noblest; when the body...
Quote #17761
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #23128
It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of...
Quote #28129
Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in...