Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #32475
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
Quote #15616
The true and solid peace of nations consists not in equality of arms, but...
Quote #25388
Vladimir That passed the time. Estragon It would have passed in any case. Vladimir...
Quote #4800
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z....
Quote #34128
If I make a record I love, then somebody will like it. Maybe not...
Quote #82
It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them.
Quote #5881
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All fact collectors...
Quote #28261
When you go for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask...