Quote #28379
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #26859
I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
Quote #14074
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
Quote #31556
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #25191
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you...
Quote #20834
Simply the thing I am shall make me live.
Quote #15678
Mediocrity is not allowed to poets, either by the gods or man.
Quote #33834
What is it about genus arboretum that socks us in the figurative solar plexus...
Quote #34008
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #23346
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.