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School days are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are...
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People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well,...
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And when he is out of sight, quickly also is he out of mind.
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One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and...
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I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
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The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
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Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.
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If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a...