Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #27609
I cannot imagine any other country in the world where the opposition would seek,...
Quote #920
Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
Quote #32622
One great use of words is to hide our thoughts.
Quote #31856
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them,...
Quote #33400
If living conditions don’t stop improving in this country, we’re going to run out...
Quote #26977
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
Quote #6705
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
Quote #8387
Four things come not back — the spoken word, the sped arrow, the past...
Quote #28289
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself....