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Marty This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the...
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point...
Quote #6565
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
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A small town is a place where there is no place to go where...
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No man is wiser for his learning, wit and wisdom are born with a...
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I am into parallel monogamy.
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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Whoever in discussion adduces authority uses not intellect but memory.
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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I...