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A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you...
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You are the same today that you are going to be in five years...
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Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
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A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it...
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Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.
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The true science and study of man is man.
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It is with true love as it is with ghosts everyone talks about it,...
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Poverty of goods is easily cured poverty of the mind is irreparable.
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Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...