Quote #8184
Because the women are watching.
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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created...
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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Quote #29342
Ford used to have a better idea now they don’t have a clue.
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If there is, in fact, a Heaven and a Hell, all we know for...
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The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write...
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.