Quote #30785
Kindness is the noblest weapon to conquer with.
Quote #31058
Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to...
Quote #12037
If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually...
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #11029
Mi taku oyasin. (We are all related.)
Quote #4619
Would that the Roman people had a single neck .
Quote #23120
While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #14319
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.