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We trained hard, but it seemed every time we were beginning to form up...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Indecision regarding the choice among pleasures temporarily robs a man of inner peace. After...
Quote #32873
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of...
Quote #14606
In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples...
Quote #665
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
Quote #22480
I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.
Quote #28647
Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticize, but...
Quote #13701
Indecision is like a stepchild: if he does not wash his hands, he is...
Quote #17201
I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not...