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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
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You add insult to injury.
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There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
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Though this be madness, yet there is method in ‘t.
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The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to...
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The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
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Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...