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Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them,...
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There’s a very fine line between a groove and a rut a fine line...
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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I have no faith, very little hope, and as much charity as I can...
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
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A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.
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The heart of religion lies in its personal pronouns.
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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
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Life’s battles don’t always go to the stronger or faster man. But sooner or...