Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28342 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race (1922) Quote #1342 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Saint Augustine Quote #13716 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Author Unknown Quote #14694 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that...
Karl Kraus Quote #2335 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Mario Andretti Quote #24886 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I recognize my limits but when I look around I realise I am not...
Oscar Wilde Quote #2300 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Margaret Hilda Thatcher Quote #32065 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all...
Hellen Keller Quote #10474 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no...
Isaac Asimov Quote #16536 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries,...