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Check out the Declaration of Independence You think it promises happiness No no no,...
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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
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My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
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I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.
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Kites rise highest against the wind – not with it.
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The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in...
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I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a...
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If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...
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It’s not the having, its the getting.
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...