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Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
Quote #19884
It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death...
Quote #27127
Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
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For that’s what a woman, a mother wants — to teach her children to...
Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Quote #30023
My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah,...
Quote #32907
I am often mad, but I would hate to be nothing but mad and...
Quote #3051
The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless...