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Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place....
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A plane is a bad place for an all-out sleep, but a good place...
Quote #13828
Grace under Pressure.
Quote #12172
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #3197
There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
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The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
Quote #11433
Discretion is knowing how to hide that which we cannot remedy.
Quote #14765
Happy are the people whose annals are blank in history books
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I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Quote #8120
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue...