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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick...
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There is only one way in which a person acquires a new idea; by...
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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Peace is when time doesn’t matter as it passes by.
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One doesn’t discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for...
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A word to the wise is infuriating.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late...
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We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our...