Quote #20060
Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves, some turn...
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #19275
As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
Quote #32493
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Quote #6364
The cost of a thing is the amount of what I call life which...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #19857
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for...
Quote #14546
There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and...
Quote #430
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Quote #17785
Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.