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I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the...
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A man makes inferiors his superiors by heat; self-control is the rule.
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when...
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No stranger can get a great many notes of torture out of a human...
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The reason why so few people are agreeable in conversation is that each is...
Quote #8390
Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or...
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #10064
What we say and what we do ultimately comes back to us so let...