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No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he...
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
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Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
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Egotism — usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.
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We believe that an artist, in order to be true to himself and his...
Quote #26672
You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.