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Pride, like laudanun and other poisonous medicines, is beneficial in small, though injurious in...
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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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Sundown, yellow moon, I replay the past. I know every scene by heart, they...
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The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the...
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The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to...
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All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price.
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If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly...
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Christmas–that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it...
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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Lloyd There’s really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you’re more likely...