Quote #31588
Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and...
Quote #10810
Thomas Jefferson still lives.
Quote #18997
The absence of war is not peace.
Quote #29096
Have patience awhile slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time erelong...
Quote #24598
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,...
Quote #1195
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to...
Quote #6775
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quote #34817
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #11664
We believe that all men are created equal because they are created in the...
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.