Quote #1910
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
Quote #33490
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Quote #16800
The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to...
Quote #4665
The friendship that can cease has never been real.
Quote #9640
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
Quote #19185
We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but...
Quote #29479
One great cause of failure is lack of concentration.
Quote #23168
Experience is an expensive school, but a fool will learn from no other.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #18636
I didn’t really say everything I said.