Quote #29138
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
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Juanita Ooh that boy’s a fine piece of work all right. He’s a fine...
Quote #23482
There is measure in all things.
Quote #23140
Nobility is a graceful ornament to the civil order. It is the Corinthian capital...
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #3289
Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or less,...
Quote #5204
Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to...
Quote #17011
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
Quote #31110
This was a great year for preventive worrying. Seldom in recent history have so...
Quote #32731
Have you even been in love Horrible, isn’t it It makes you so vulnrable....