Quote #4525
The renown which riches or beauty confer is fleeting and frail; mental excellence is...
Quote #2833
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
Quote #5366
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
Quote #8770
The downside to being better than everyone is that people seem to think you...
Quote #27404
It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is...
Quote #13608
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #6051
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
Quote #16752
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to...
Quote #30915
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #12860
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.