Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #32996
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #6905
When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet...
Quote #29059
Nothing worse could happen to one than to be completely understood.
Quote #25307
Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.
Quote #1644
Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize...
Quote #32743
There is only one boss the customer. And he can fire everybody in the...
Quote #23114
Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a...
Quote #24562
To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than...