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A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is...
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
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The people of the United States, perhaps more than any other nation in history,...
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Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquility that religion is powerless to bestow.
Quote #645
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and...
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As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not...
Quote #13946
The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.