Quote #20477
Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but...
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #424
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
Quote #2184
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #18413
The first recipe for happiness is Avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.
Quote #790
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good...
Quote #17035
Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately...
Quote #25851
The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers’ document it is...
Quote #19136
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
Quote #20563
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.