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Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #18785
I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here and I shall exist...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Quote #20379
Tell me and I’ll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me,...
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Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are...
Quote #28716
Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.
Quote #12895
Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith.