Quote #7058
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Quote #3940
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
Quote #1517
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is...
Quote #22427
Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.
Quote #14076
What is allowed us is disagreeable, what is denied us causes us intense desire.
Quote #8592
Consult your dragon before you wager his hide.
Quote #7179
Ignorance never settles a question.
Quote #25498
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Quote #27718
The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy.
Quote #15077
The peril of every fine faculty is the delight of playing with it for...