Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #17670
The price works so well, so efficiently, that we are not aware of it...
Quote #31199
If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths, rather than...
Quote #30922
He fishes well who uses a golden hook.
Quote #16789
It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...
Quote #30791
Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.
Quote #33907
Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...
Quote #15633
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content...
Quote #3188
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...
Quote #34490
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.