Quote #9050
I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.
Quote #31947
Hope is not a dream but a way of making dreams become reality.
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #2528
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote #11297
Anger is a bad counselor.
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #26802
These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is...
Quote #15313
Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools.
Quote #15748
However much we talk of the inexorable laws governing the life of individuals and...
Quote #30119
The only calendar I need is just outside my window. With eyes to see...