John Dryden, Absalom and Achitophel (1681) Quote #7958 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Beware the fury of a patient man.
Jonathan Winters Quote #13695 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
Oscar Levant Quote #13020 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Samuel Butler Quote #23249 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Loyalty is still the same,Whether it win or lose the gameTrue as a dial...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28200 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like...
Unknown Quote #32496 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Woody Allen Quote #18318 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson Quote #34676 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever...
Persian Proverb Quote #30948 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28258 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be...