Quote #23573
It is not enough to do your best you must know what to do,...
Quote #12718
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #26716
And it’s a long drive down the line to centerfield.
Quote #6071
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #32998
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Quote #21975
The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
Quote #6565
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Quote #2695
Of children as of procreation – the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense...