Quote #33185
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of...
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That’s the whole thing with the hog. It’s you and 80 wild horses under...
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The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to...
Quote #6945
Look to be treated by others as you have treated others.
Quote #3194
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
Quote #33180
Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires I have lost friends,...
Quote #25184
You don’t always win your battles, but it’s good to know you fought.
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Why be a man when you can be a success?
Quote #18735
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...