Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #30546
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Quote #13849
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
Quote #34665
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #32335
Listen to life, it is the wisest teacher of all.
Quote #1551
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I...
Quote #19073
Hence it is clear how much more cruel the pen is than the sword.
Quote #14339
The person who is waiting for something to turn up might start with their...
Quote #26073
What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life.