Quote #16055
It is characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #34824
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and...
Quote #9777
Not that you lied to me, but that I no longer believe you, has...
Quote #32663
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #18418
If men could regard the events of their own lives with more open minds,...
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #392
Things are always darkest just before they go pitch black.
Quote #4633
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Quote #17159
People who cannot invent and reinvent themselves must be content with borrowed postures, secondhand...